Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Thursday, January 26, 2012

o my lion


my sister: mom, where'd you get this? what kind of animal is it supposed to be?
mom: it's a lion. i didn't like how big the hair looked, it was wild, big, everywhere, so i cut it. (then she starts giggling to herself)

HAHAHAHAHA... i couldn't stop laughing when i saw this!! meanwhile, i thought this teddy bear came with a headband! my mom craaaacks me up :D

(nyc)

Friday, January 20, 2012

5 happy habits


1) focused breathing: visualize your insides blowing up like a balloon when you inhale, and slowly deflating as you exhale. start at 15 and count down. once at morning, once at night, in bed.

2) dancing: you know the one song that always make you get up and dance? blast it LOUD and just get down. preferably in your underwear while no one else is watching.

3) pen and paper: upset? happy? feeling sexy? no matter what the mood, get a piece of paper. write on it. draw on it. get it out of you and onto the paper. look at it. if you're feeling crappy, you'll feel better. if you're feeling awesome, you'll feel even better.

4) smile at little old ladies and children: they'll always smile back. it feels nice, like rainbows and unicorns and marshmallows.

5) fart: get a whoopee cushion. i guarantee it will make you laugh. every. single. time. none of us truly grows up past the age of 5 when it comes to farting, not even the queen of england. she's secretly laughing inside her head :D

(nyc)

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

feeling totally high

my new obsession of the moment... so in love with this song for so many reasons!!


tonight... we are young... so let's set the world on fire... we can burn brighter... than the sun......

(nyc)

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

i'm fucking matt damon!

i love him, sooo want to work with him :)


and of course, jimmy kimmel's hilarious response:


and another oldie but goodie from jimmy kimmel:


was reading on article on matt damon earlier today and remembered the video he did with sarah silverman a few years back. if i had to pick an ocean's guy, he would be it :D


(nyc)

Thursday, July 14, 2011

mfceo

i've always loved danny mcbride. check out the latest viral vid, it's hilarious!

brilliance in marketing, i have to give it up to k-swiss for taking the risk.



(nyc)

Wednesday, June 29, 2011